Marth Stewart is a liar

First, go read this.

Now let's discuss. I think this little list of reasosn and ways to de-ckutter your life is quite helpful. We dont need most of whats in our house and tons of people have many things that thye could make money on or points they could earn or tax write-0ff they could collect. This is all true and the list and links in Martha's articles are quite helpful.
Next, consider what Martha does. she wastes our time and money with her awesome ideas and the way she sells the perfect lifestyle for a crafty woman. You can bake these awesome dishes, and craft all of your holiday decorations, while cleaning your house and redecorating your bedroom. Most of this is wasteful and CRAP! Decorating for every friggin season is silly and man, the amounts of Martha Stewart products you could waste your money on....Not to mention then you would have to scrap book it and make an embroidered pillow of a memorable moment inspired by the scrapbooking.
So, what i need from anyone who reads this: minions. lots of them. In order to lead a Marth Stewart life i will need helpers. and a bigger house to put all the crap in.