Bachelorette souvenier, a shirt and some old makeups. Though oct 28

 This is the penis straw from my bachlorette night.  Its the only concession i gave to that crap.  We went to comedy and mexican and well, the black penis straw was hilarious.  But i am a married woman now, it it has no place in my home.  hahah

 God i loved this shirt.  I can;t even talk about it anymore except to say my belly is fat.

This is some makeup crap i ejected from the house.  The yellow nail polish makes me look jaundiced.  The lipstick is GROSS and gritty.  GRITTY!  The cleanser is like 12 years old.  And the hair product is mostly alcohol which seems like a bad idea.

Though Oct 19- shorts baskets and boxes

 So i went through some winter stuff recently.  I hated to get rid of a few items but i did it anyway.  The red and white stripes hurts peoples eyes but it is too short really to wear it without a tank under it.  i am a giant.  Below is a basket.  a straw basket.  It was filled with crap.  Not it just has a few pieces of crap and the thrift store can have them.  I also got rid of a cute-ish jewelry box.  The intention was to spray paint it and make it more fun but eh...i never got to it. 

 I have been trying to catch up and I do have a lot of pics of the other items in my thrift pile.  I am taking it all there in about 5 minutes too!  Sorry if i end up double posting anything.  I dont mean to. 

Empty containers- anyone want these?

13 total.  More come weekly.  anyone have a use for them?

Through October 12- butter, lemons, scrubbies and shoes

 A butter dish.  Olivia was going to visit her boyfriend and his roommate always left butter out on the counter.  Soft butter RULES!  Here in Georgia it is not as acceptable at up in Portland OR.  I think the heat rots the butter if the roaches dont get it first.

 Lemons.  Scott brought about 30 lemons home.  He found them in the woods.  so when life gives you lemons...Anyway, i made exactly one glass of super seedy lemonade.  Be GONE lemons!  Be GONE!

 Shhhh, Scott doesnt know i chucked these.  They were rotted, had spiders in them, and holes in the toes.  He probably doesnt even remember they existed.

GROSS!  This was behind the shelf in the kitchen.  GROSS!

Through October 6- lights, fencing, puzzles!

So I gave my boss 2 sets of lights to use for his Halloween party.  Guess what?  He doesn't want to give them back!  That's 2 items unintentially gotten rid of!  And no, I am not upset.  i told him from the bginning that he could keep them if he loved them.

Next, my friend Sarah's deck collapsed and she was crushed by a giant boulder.  no, i'm not getting rid of friends...I DID however get rid of a vase and a chunk of fencing.  Two more!  See, the paramedics had to knock the fence down to get her saved so luckily i had some roll fencing to bring over!  PS- no broken bones, lots of bruises.

Oooh, what a lovely puzzle you say!  Well, if you rent the cabin in Ellijay that i left it at, then you can take it home.  It was missing 3 pieces.  We spent all night getting it together. 

I also threw out 3 cans of grody paint that was outside of the tiny house. 

Through october 2- socks and fuzzy fur.

 See this?  i cleaned Bobo's room.  For those of you that actually read this but don't know Bobo, he is our adult man-child.  He lives upstairs and is a slob from time to time.  He makes his bed but there is trash and socks and crap all over the floor.  All of these socks were under the bed.  So I used them to clean. He doesn't and won;t miss them.  I also had this random piece of fuzzy fabric.  I went with the "i can replace it for 10 bucks or less" rule and threw it away.

Throught Sept 27th- crepe paper streamers and a stocking

 So i had all this crepe paper.  I was going to make flowers but they looked like shit so i abandoned that idea.  I did however have it on hand for my boss's 60th birthday.  I think it looks classy.

 Also, i feel bad about this one but we dont decorate for Christmas so i gave this to a friend who is into owls.  My friend Sarah made it and it was rad but I had to let it go.